This is an actual conversation I had today with Nicole of Nerd Girl Pin Ups via Twitter. We are both very big Rodney McKay fangirls. Oh my. This is Rodney McKay (as played by David Hewlett):
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Nicole: Thinking of starting a new trend… Puddle Jumper as a nickname for a penis. Thoughts?
JM: As in, what they call the gate-ships in Stargate Atlantis? Shaped the same… Hmmm.
Nicole: Yup! I made a comment about Rodney McKay revving my puddle jumper but it occurred to me that he’d have the puddle jumper, not vice versa.
JM: Rodney McKay initiates your Stargate dialing sequence? *snort*
Nicole: Ahaha I’ve got his Zed PM right here 😀
JM: And the way his fingers just dance over you DHD console send shivers down your wormhole, eh? (Oh god, getting odd now)
Nicole: AHAHAAH oh lord, that was odd yet still worked strangely haha
Nicole: McKay can destroy my galaxy anytime!
JM: I think we might be going to hell. Or the Genii homeworld. Or something.
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Join the conversationNicole - May 12, 2011
That conversation made my day. I still think we need MOAR McKay euphemisms though.
Matt Shields - May 13, 2011
This post made me smile.
And remember comments between my best friend and myself about Carter and James. And yeah, we used those metaphors heavily as well. 😛
Leah Petersen - May 13, 2011
I’m proud to say that I understood every word of that. 😉
Hilarious.
JM Frey - May 13, 2011
More jokes that we thought of later:
“Hey baby; if you can find my ninth chevron, I can help you find Destiny. (John Paul Torres)
Also, Nicole now wants to start calling men “Jumper Jockeys.” I asked if that meant we could also call them all Sheppards – her boyfriend chimed in with “Well, unfortunately, some are just ‘Shep’ “. Oh, snap.
Nicole - May 13, 2011
Oh George was definitely the one who came up with Jumper Jockeys, not me!
John Paul Torres - May 13, 2011
Is that a ZPM in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
John Paul Torres - May 13, 2011
Can’t get a wormhole if you don’t dial the gate.
K.W. Ramsey - May 15, 2011
Surprised no one has said this yet:
“Would you like to see my staff weapon?”
Ricky - June 5, 2011
Good to see a tanlet at work. I cant match that.
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